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Dracula - Dreadful...

Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow. He spends the
night drinking Bloody Mary's in various clubs and
biting on unsuspecting women's necks. He is heading
for home, wandering along Argyle street sometime before
sunrise. Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head.
He looks round and sees nothing. He looks down and
sees a small sausage roll.

Mmmm, he thinks. What's going on here. A few yards
further on and ...
.....BANG. Smacked on the back of the head again! He
whirls round as quick as he can - nothing. Again he
looks down and there is a small triangular
sandwich lying on the ground.

How odd!! A few yards further along the
street and ........crash. Smacked on the back of the
head again!! He whirls round as quick as he can -
nothing. He's getting really angry now. Again he
looks down and there is a cocktail sausage lying on
the ground. He stands and peers into the darkness of
the night. Nothing.

He walks a few yards further on when he gets a tap on
the shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of
mist he turns as fast as he can. He feels a sharp pain
in his heart. He falls to the ground clutching his
chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick
laden with a chunk of cheese and a pickle. On the
ground dying, he looks up and sees a young female.

With his dying breath he gasps, who the hell are you?

Wait for it ..........

Are you ready ...........

Brace yourself ........

............. "BUFFET, the vampire slayer"

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