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Top 10 Answers Men Would Most Like To Give

10. No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex.

9. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the f*cking
ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.

8. You've got sh*t chance of me calling you.

7. No, I won't be gentle.

6. Of course you have to swallow.

5. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.

4. I hate your f*cking friends.

3. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of
speaking to you after tonight.

2. I'd rather watch a stick movie.

1. Eat it? It took me 10 schooners to get up the courage
to f*ck it.

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