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Worst Joke Ever .... Worth a Look though...
 
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears
a.......



BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP... behind him.



Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin
banging
its way down the middle of the street towards
him,


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing
quickly
behind him...


faster...


faster...


faster...


BUMP...


BUMP....



BUMP....



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams
and locks the door behind him...



However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
clapping
...

clappity-BUMP...


clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



on the heels of the terrified man.... .




Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps...



With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door.
Bumping and clapping towards him.


The man screams and reaches for something , anything ... his hand
comes to rest on a large bottle of Benelyn


Desperate, he throws the Benelyn as hard as he can at the apparition.......


and ...........



Finally ...........















.......................the coffin stops
Submitted By: Anonymous...




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