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Top Ten Reasons Why Racing Is Better Than Sex

(10) It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.

( 9) During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it
will still finish the race.

( 8) Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.

( 7) You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.

( 6) Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.

( 5) You can drive hard, right from the start.

( 4) You and your car always finish at the same time.

( 3) You always know where to put your hands.

( 2) Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day
you bought it.

( 1) The crowd cheers when you finish first.

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