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| Q: How can you tell if a man is happy? A: Who cares!!! A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth. *POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman! Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them. Q: Why do men have slits in their underwear? A: So they can get oxygen to their brains. Q: What did god say after he made Adam? A: "I can do better than that." then he made Eve. Q: What do you call a man with half a brain? A: Gifted Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually active? A: He's breathing! A man is trying to impress a woman by making her think he's really intelligent. Man: I like waking early in the morning. Woman: Are you sure you haven't missed an "n" out of that sentence? Q: Do you know the real reason Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years? A: Because even back then men wouldn't stop and ask for directions. Q: How do you save a man from drowning? A: Take your foot off of his head. Q: Why do women work harder than men? A: Women get it done right the first time. Q: Why is a man like a diaper? A: because they are always on your ass, and they are usually full of sh*t. |
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