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on a table
 
a bannana an apple and a p*nis on a table and the bannana says how do you think i feel the people tear me outsides off and eat my insides and the apple says how do you think i feel they eat my outsides and eat my insides the p*nis replies how do you think i feel they put a paper bag over my head (which is a condom) stick it over my head (which is the p*nis) sticks me up a dark tunnel (which is a womens vagina) makes me do press ups (which is when the man and woman go up and down) until i be sick (which is the sperm)
Submitted By: andrew john cameron from port glasgow high scotland aged 12 in first year 2 best friends craig reford and sean watt




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