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49ers!!!!!!!!!!!

A kid named timmy was in school and the teacher told him to write down three words, phrases, or sentences said in his house and come back and tell her the next day. So timmy went home and saw his mother ironing and asked,"Mom, can you help me with my homework?", and his mother replies, " Shut the f*ck up!!!", and timmy wrote it down. The next time he went to his brothers room and his brother was playing the game and singing the song to it, and timmy asked, " brother, can you help me with my homework?", and his brother replies,"Batman dunna dunna dunna dunna dun, batman," and timmy wrote it down. For the last word, timmy went to his dad who was rooting for the 49ers against the bears. Timmy asked "Dad can you help me with my homework," and by this time the 49ers had scored and his dad replied "49ers!!", so timmy wrote it down.

By the next day at school timmy had all three phrases and he was then first to be called on by the teacher. The teacher asked "Timmy, can I hear your word?", Timmy replied "shut the f*ck up!", the teacher angrily asked "Who do you think you are young man?", Timmy replied, "Batman, dunna dunna dunna dunna dun, Batman", the teacher got mad and sent timmy to the principal's office.

The principal calmly asked " Young man how many whippings do you get everyday", and timmy replied "49ers!!!!!".

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