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very funny blonde joke

A blonde walks into a barbar shop and says, "Take a little off the top but don't touch the headphones."
The barbar says, "But I have to take them off!"
The blonde says very sternly, "Don't take them off."
The barbar shrugs.
The blonde gets into the chair.
The next day the blonde comes back and says, "You missed a little spot."
The barbar says, "I'll cut it but you have to take the headphones off."
The blonde replies, "Just don't take them off."
While the barbar is cutting her hair he takes them off and the blonde drops dead to the floor.
Later, while the cops are examining the scene, one of them picks up the blondes headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.."

Submitted By: bethany