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Dum Chow
 
A Man goes on a business trip to japan and the first night his host sends over a Geisha Girl. First she makes him some tea, and then she gives his a massage and finally they start having sex. As the man pumps on top of her she whisers in his ear,"Dum chow." "Wow!" he says tyo himself these asian women are so hot. He starts pumping harder. "Dum chow! Dum Chow!" the woman cries out. The man thinks she is in extacy and pumps all the harder. Finally they finish.
The next day the man is out on the golf course with his Japanese host when the man make a 45 foot put. Everyone is clapping and applauding except for the visiting American. He wants to say someything nice but he doesn't know any Japanese when in a sudden burst of inspiration he turns to his host and says,| "Dum chow."
The Japanese man looks at him and asks astonishedly
"What do you mean wrong Hole?
Submitted By: anonomous




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