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southern condoms

There was southern man sittin' in a restraunt when a northerner walks in and sits next to him chewing gum loudly.

The northerner of course starts a conversation:

Northerner:When you southerners eat bread do yall eat the whole slice?

Southerner:Yep.

Northerner:We don't.We eat what's on the inside and put the rest in a container, recycle it, make into biscuits, and send to the south.

Northerner:Yall southerners eat jam with your biscuit?

Southerner:Yep.

Northerner:We don't we eat fruit.We put the leftovers in a container (which containes seeds, cores etc.), recycle it, make it into jam and send it south.

Southerner:Yall have sex in the north?

Northerner:Of course.

Sotherner:What do you do with your codoms?
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Northerner:Trow them away of course.

Southerner:We don't we put them in a jar, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to northerners!

Submitted By: Kevin