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| One day a teacher was teaching her class of 6 year olds maths. "If ther are threebirds on a fence and the farmer shoots one bird how many birds are left?" "None!" shouts little Johnny from the back. "How did you get that answer Johnny?" "Well if the farmer fires a shot all the birds will fly away in fright" "Well the answer I was looking for was " but I like the way your thinking!" "I have a question for you miss!" "Go on..." "There are three women sat on a bench, one is holding a banana, one is peeling a banana and the last one is sucking a banana. Which one is married?" "errrrm.....the one sucking the banana?" "No miss, the one with the wedding ring on but I like the way your thinking!!!!" |
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