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Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........
It read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. > So, today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine,
a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates and a
6 pack of Stollies. .............You have no idea how good I feel.

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace

Submitted By: mouse