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An Irishman walks into a hotel and asks the woman behind the desk for a room. She replies " We only have 1 room but you'll have to share with a prostitute." The Irishman takes the room and proceeds upstairs, there he finds a woman laid on the bed with her legs spread. She says "You know what i want don't you?" The Irishman replies "YES!" They have sex and in the morning he leaves.
The next day a Scotsman walks into the hotel and asks for a room. Again the woman behind the desk replies " We only have 1 room but you'll have to share with a prostitute." The Scotsman takes the room and proceeds upstairs, to find a woman laid on the bed with her legs spread. She says "You know what i want don't you?" The Scotsman replies "YES!" They have sex and in the morning he leaves.
The following day an Englishman walks into the hotel and asks for a room. Again the woman behind the desk replies " We only have 1 room but you'll have to share with a prostitute." The Englishman reluctantly takes the room and proceeds upstairs, to find a woman laid on the bed with her legs spread. She says "You know what i want don't you?" The Englishman replies "No", so the woman opens her legs further and says "You know what i want don't you?" Again the Englishman replies "No". The Woman opens her legs as far as she can and says "You know what i want DON'T you?!" Finally the Englishman replies "YES YOU WANT THE WHOLE F***ING BED!"

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