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Foreigner

This foreigner from Germany couldnt speak English very well. He went downtown and entered a bar.

He asked the bartender, "Can I have a butt?"

The bartender replied, "ohhh, you must mean bud sorry bout that buddy here you go."

Then the man went into a hardware store. He asked the clerk, "Do you have a f*cket?"

The clerk says, "you must mean a bucket. here it is."

Then the man went into a pet store. He asked the cashier, "can i buy a cocken spankit?"

The cashier said, "ummmmmm.....you must mean a cocker spaniel, there you go."

The man went outside and the dog got away. He went up to a cop and said, "Can you hold my butt and f*cket, while i get my cocken spankit."

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