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| A man with a wooden eye went into a pub. There was a sexy lady sitting at the other side of the bar. "who that?" he asked the landlord. "That's Dixie, she’s got a metal leg..." he replied The man thought to him self, 'we have got something on common, I’ve got a wooden eye and she’s got a metal leg...' He plucked up courage and walked over to her and said "I heard your names Dixie, would you like a drink?" she replied "oohh woulden eye…" "BUGGER OFF METAL LEGS" he shouted as he left the bar.. |
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