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mary had a little lamb
 
mary had a little lamb
she took it to a wedding
she tied it to a lamppost
and kicked it's f*cking head in

mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
a thousand volts went up its arse
and now its wool is nylon

mary had a little lamb
her dad chopped off its head
now she takes the lamb to school
in two slices of white bread
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