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a no legged woman

there was a no legged woman sittin on the beach and an attractive young man came along and says " have you been kissed before" and she replied " no " so the man kissed her and said " now you have " and then run away. then another man comes along and says " have you ever been f*ck*d befoe " and she replied " no " and he sed " now you have " and she sed " how " and he said because the tide is comin in

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