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A guy walks into a bar with a Ostrich and a cat, he says to the barman can i have a pint, a glass of water and a glass of milk. The cat said "i'm not paying for it, im not paying for it". The guy said ok, he then goes for another round again the cat goes "i'm not paying for it". The barman now sick of this said "why have you come in here with an Ostrich and a cat that keeps on saying 'i'm not paying for it'. The guy said i met a genie outside and he granted me a wish i wished for a tall bird with a tight pu*sy! Ste B |
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