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How To Annoy Little Johnny's Mom
 
Little Johnny wants to eat the double chocolate chip ice cream but his mom refuses to let him. Here's how their conversation goes :

Little Johnny : Why?

His Mom : Because.

Little Johnny : Why?

His Mom : Because I said so.

Little Johnny : Why?

His Mom : Because I'm your mom.

Little Johnny : Why?

His Mom : Because it's too close to supper.

Little Johnny : Why?

His Mom : Because you'll spoil your appetite.

Little Johnny : Why?

His Mom : Because if you don't eat your supper, you'll never grow up and stop asking me questions.

Little Johnny : Why?

His Mom (angry now) : If you ask me why one more time, I'm going to EXPLODE !!!

Silence for one minute.

Little Johnny : When?
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