| Home | Newest Jokes | Funny Pictures | Funny Videos |
| Bad luck |
| A bus driver drives up to a hospital and sees a nun that wants to get on the bus, when she gets on the bus driver says why you so sad, the nun says i just found out that i only have three days to live, so the bus driver asked is there anything i can do to help. The nun says well since im a nun i haven't had sex, but there are two requirements, that you aren't married and that you don't have any kids. The bus driver says that he was married but got divorced and never had any kids, so the nun says that that is ok. They go to the back of the bus and have sex, when they are done the bus driver says, i lied, im married and have one kid. The nun says well thats ok because i lied too my name is bruce and im going to a costume party. |
| Submitted By: Anonymous... |
Home - Privacy Policy
Site Copyright �2003-2007 Nick Hemingway