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Hillary Clinton During a Plane Crash

An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers
on board but only 3 parachutes.

The first passenger said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
Basketball player. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to
die.." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the
wife of the former President of the United States; I am
the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New
York Senator, a potential future President and, above all,
the cleverest woman in the world."

She just grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of
the plane.

The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth
passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail
and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will
sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's Ok, there's still a parachute left for
you. America's cleverest woman took my school backpack."

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