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| There once lived a hooker called Candy. she lived with her grandmum who didnt know what she did for a living. one day the brothel was raided by the pigs and all the hookers were lined up outside. along came Granny and asked Candy why they were all lined up? Candy quickly told her they were waiting for oranges. Granny said goodbye and walked away but when she had reached the end of the line she thought she could do with some oranges and joined the queue. along came a guard then, taking the names of the hookers and when he saw Granny he gasped and asked "tell me, how do you 'do it' at your age?" She smiled and replied "i just take out my teeth and suck 'em dry!!!" |
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