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Shagmail.com employee handbook.

Following are a few excerpts from the Shagmail.com employee handbook...

DRESS CODE:

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to
your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and
carrying a $600 Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well
financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS:

We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of
sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able
to come to work.

PERSONAL DAYS:

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They
are called Saturday and Sunday.

VACATION DAYS:

All employees will take their vacation at the same time every
year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec.
25.

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