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Holiday Truths

Traveling through New England, a motorist
stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What's
this place called?" he asked the station
attendant.

"All depends," the native drawled. "Do
you mean by them that has to live in this
dad-blamed, moth-eaten, dust-covered dump,
or by them that's merely enjoying its
quaint and picturesque rustic charms for
a short spell."

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