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Court Case

Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice
about his upcoming court case in which
he could possibly win $50,000 from the
insurance company. "Honey, if I lie,
I'll win the case. But then I would
have broken an oath sworn on the
Holy Bible."

His wife says, "I don't want to
advise you to do the wrong thing, but..."

"But, what?"

"Let me put it this way," his wife
explained. "Treat the prosecuting
attorney like I treat you in bed."

Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, "How so?"

Mrs. Smith replies, "Just lie there
'til he goes away."

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