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3 moles

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

One morning, the papa mole reached his head out of the hole
and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes."

As the baby mole repeatedly tried to stick his head out of
the hole to get a whiff, he became frustrated because the
two bigger moles were in the way.

Unable to take it any longer, the baby mole mumbled, "The
only thing I can smell is molasses."

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